Sure I can answer some dumb questions.
DO YOU...
Drink?: No
Smoke?: No
Use Drugs?: No
Cuss?: Rarely
Play Any Instruments?: Nope
Have Any Piercings?: Never
Have Any Tattoos?: Not from a trailer park, so I will have to say No
Like To Annoy People?: Only the Stupid ones
Like Life?: Sure what's not to like
Wear Make-Up?: No, not that kind of guy.
Dye Your Hair?: No it changes color on its own, grey is a color right?
Scream At The Top Of Your Lungs For No Reason?: Why?
Get Distracted By Shiny Objects?: No my ADHD is...oooh pretty
Like Pina Coladas?: Not a big fan of Pineapple or coconut that isn't covered in chocolate
Like Getting Caught In The Rain?: No, it makes my glasses fog up
ARE YOU...
Dependable?: Yes
Trustworthy?: Yes
Obsessive?: YES, get these things in alphabetical order! who wrote this stupid thing! (see no cussing)
Hyper-Active?: psssh, not on your life
Happy?: okay
Content?: yeah, why not?
Boring?: perpetually, but then I am consistent
Violent?: Absolutely. Like Conan, and Wolverine if they were berserk and roid raging
Evil?: Define Evil... I mean one person might think it evil to be pragmatic. Some would say its evil not to help starving children, where I think it is evil to have children you can't support knowing they will starve. They have forethought to their evil, mine is just a reaction to the evil they have already perpetrated. 8 billion on a planet that can only support 2 billion and we let Snookie live? cruel evil world!!!! bad society! bad bad evil people you are!
Hippie-Ish?: No
Shy?: Yes, please don't talk to me, my Asperger's makes it difficult for me to be social
Paranoid?: who said that?
Annoying?: Yes
Social?: Asperger's Nuff said.
Religious?: Yes, I religiously wake up, pee, wash hands, drink coffee, and eat lucky charms.
WHICH ONE...
Pepsi Or Coke?: Dr Pepper, Cola is gross
McDonald's Or Burger King?: Sub Way anyone heard of pink slime? look it up.
Converse Or Vans?: Confused? is this a social question or a vehicle question, stay quite in a car.
Dogs Or Cats?: Rabbits, they are the best pet ever!
AIM YIM Or MSN Messenger?: They still exist? Skype
Black Or White?: What is this question asking? 50 shades of grey because the next best thing to seeing porn and knowing how slutty someone can be is reading it.
MTV Or FUSE?: VH1?
MP3 Player I-Pod Or CD Player?: Music, ugh, do people not realize it is like McDonalds? Mass produced garbage with defamating lyrics laced with subliminal messages and pseudo hypnotic beats and rhythms to lull you into an emotional state so you buy more of their mass produced crap.
Pants Or Shorts?: Pants, boys wear shorts
DISCRIBE YOUR PERFECT...
Day: Lounging with good food and AC
Room?: Climate Controlled
Life?: enough money to eliminate worry but not so much to worry about.
World?: Me land surrounded by girls I don't really have to talk to, (Asperger's)
Romantic Date?: Ha, find me a girl who understands what Asperger's is first.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN...
God?: Yes, all things created, must have a creator.
Heaven And Hell?: sure if you mean other dimensions on being very possessive and the other a dipolar opposite
Angels And Demons?: I have seen an Angel, she was gorgeous.
Reincarnation?: No but energy cannot be created of destroyed and must go somewhere.
Yourself?: Asperger's hello
Ghosts?: No, dead is dead.
UFOs?: Yes, because I do not underestimate Human stupidity and a persons inability to identify things they do not understand.
Big Foot? I have seen some big feet. Shaq has big feet.
Lockness Monster?: really? one would think that finding a dinosaur in a lock would be a cake walk.
A Thing Called Love?: No, but I do believe that people will justify poor mating habits by misinterpreting a chemical reaction in the brain. I mean, many a stupid person has multiple children from multiple partners all being blamed on love. If it was "Love" there would be only one partner. Crush and infatuation are often called love, but loving someone for 4 months is merely attraction not love and anything less than 2 years is infatuation. People confuse fondness for love.
WOULD YOU EVER...
Kill Someone Else?: check already accomplished, but to be fair it was a time of war and they were shooting first.
Kill Yourself?: No way, who would be me then? only I can be the perfect me. Anyone else trying to be me would do a poor job of it. Like all those fools trying to be 50 cents or Kim K.
Beg For Money?: If I Really Needed It
Skydive?: Done
Bunjee Jump?: Done, along with repelling, SPIES and Fast roping.
Make Out In The Rain?: okay.
Run Away From Home?: No
Ride A Motorcycle?: done
Do Extreme Sports?: sports ugh anything that is classified as playing is something people should not be paid for.